WHERE DO I BEGIN?

I have no inkling where I should start? I have learn Mandarin without a teacher and now I am trying to do the same for blogging. Whenever I try to get help or assistance from my daughter she complains that I am too slow for her pace. I kept on dreaming to be able to put up a beautiful and impressive blog with all sorts of linkages and photographs but unfortunately I am too broke to own a digital camera. I don't know whether today is an auspicious day to launch my blog, maybe a feng shui master or an Indian astrologer can read the stars for me. That is all for now but I will be back tomorrow. Not bad for a first time blogger sitting all alone. Thank You. Xie Xie. Danke. Merci. Shukran. Arigatoo Gozaimasu. Gamsa Hamnida. Cam En. Kob Koon. Terima Kasih.Grazie.